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"A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. ” Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. "A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler.
The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. " "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! " The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve? "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.